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| Shotputtman |
Posted - 03/02/2014 : 19:15:21
An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter do you keep widdle wats?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees, So that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a widdle white wat or a thoft and fwuffy bwack wat or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wat over there?"
She, blushing, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't think my python weally givth a phuck."
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| boomslang |
Posted - 06/02/2014 : 16:38:31
lol |
| Baobab |
Posted - 03/02/2014 : 19:51:20
Brilliant.....lucky id been to the toilet or I might have p***ed myself. |
| rustyp1974 |
Posted - 03/02/2014 : 19:17:13
LMAO |
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