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chris100575
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 24/04/2009 : 08:35:49
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Originally posted by Paulusworm
Get the snake first then have a vasectomy 
I did wonder if I could have one without her noticing!  |
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lee2308
Royal Python Moderator
United Kingdom
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Posted - 24/04/2009 : 11:01:24
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Originally posted by chris100575
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Originally posted by Paulusworm
Get the snake first then have a vasectomy
I did wonder if I could have one without her noticing!
She will know because you will be walking like john wayne and have a look of extreme pain on your face once the feeling comes back and she will want to know why you have a bag of frozon peas straped to your groin |
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chris100575
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
743 Posts |
Posted - 24/04/2009 : 12:13:36
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| Yikes, that sounds like the voice of experience! |
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lee2308
Royal Python Moderator
United Kingdom
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Paulusworm
Fully Grown Royal
Azerbaijan
1550 Posts |
Posted - 24/04/2009 : 18:11:36
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Originally posted by lee2308
yep!
You visited the very tight pants shop the day before as well then?
Chris. Have you tried pointing out the financial cost of raising a child for at least 18yrs compared to that of the average snake? |
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MissCat
Fully Grown Royal
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Posted - 24/04/2009 : 21:57:07
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have you thought about getting a reeeallly big snake and feeding babies to it? saves on cost of food, and at least you can say that at least the missus had a baby....
discalimer: i AM joking btw  |
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wolfspirit
Old Royal - I Post too much!
United Kingdom
5741 Posts |
Posted - 24/04/2009 : 22:14:25
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Originally posted by MissCat
have you thought about getting a reeeallly big snake and feeding babies to it? saves on cost of food, and at least you can say that at least the missus had a baby....
discalimer: i AM joking btw
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Paulusworm
Fully Grown Royal
Azerbaijan
1550 Posts |
Posted - 24/04/2009 : 22:44:27
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Originally posted by MissCat
have you thought about getting a reeeallly big snake and feeding babies to it? saves on cost of food, and at least you can say that at least the missus had a baby....
discalimer: i AM joking btw
Lol. You should work in the same field as me. A sick sense of humour is essential |
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Ninja
Yearling
United Kingdom
103 Posts |
Posted - 25/04/2009 : 13:03:55
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What do you do Paul?
I don't have any kids but my animals :p I get broody SO much though, have done since I was 18 or so. I'll need IVF to get pregnant though so I want to be completely ready financially and mentally, and with a good career and after having done some travelling; so I'm probably going to be mid 30s before I have em! Kids rule though.  |
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mourne
Snake Mite
United Kingdom
45 Posts |
Posted - 25/04/2009 : 19:20:36
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| After reading these posts i`m feeling rather old. I have 3 children 22,20 and 18 so not really children any more although i think they will always be children in their parents eyes. |
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Paulusworm
Fully Grown Royal
Azerbaijan
1550 Posts |
Posted - 25/04/2009 : 19:52:43
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Originally posted by mourne
After reading these posts i`m feeling rather old. I have 3 children 22,20 and 18 so not really children any more although i think they will always be children in their parents eyes.
I'm 38 and my mum tried to tell me off the other day for buying another snake. I managed not to laugh for a whole 3 seconds .
My eldest is 17 if that makes you feel a bit better . |
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wolfspirit
Old Royal - I Post too much!
United Kingdom
5741 Posts |
Posted - 25/04/2009 : 20:24:25
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Originally posted by mourne
After reading these posts i`m feeling rather old. I have 3 children 22,20 and 18 so not really children any more although i think they will always be children in their parents eyes.
I have two stepdaughters, one is 23 and one has just turned 21....
and yes my boys will always be my babies..lol..though my oldest son hates it when i say that. |
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Gingerpony
Royal Python Moderator
United Kingdom
2663 Posts |
Posted - 25/04/2009 : 20:26:12
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Originally posted by chris100575
She's agreed that I can have a Dumeril's... if we can have baby too.
tell her i've had two of each, the Dumerils are a HELL OF A LOT easier! |
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lee2308
Royal Python Moderator
United Kingdom
2597 Posts |
Posted - 25/04/2009 : 21:05:29
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Originally posted by Paulusworm
I'm 38 and my mum tried to tell me off the other day for buying another snake. I managed not to laugh for a whole 3 seconds
I had the "hav'nt you got enough" lecture from my mum today when i told her im getting a new king |
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wolfspirit
Old Royal - I Post too much!
United Kingdom
5741 Posts |
Posted - 25/04/2009 : 21:08:50
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lol..Lee...
My mum gave up years ago...
did you like the t-shirt? |
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anatess
Sub Adult
USA
669 Posts |
Posted - 26/04/2009 : 02:09:37
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| By the way... how did TIN LIDS translate to KIDS? Is that another one of those "Brit" things? |
        
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wolfspirit
Old Royal - I Post too much!
United Kingdom
5741 Posts |
Posted - 26/04/2009 : 06:06:59
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Originally posted by anatess
By the way... how did TIN LIDS translate to KIDS? Is that another one of those "Brit" things?
Its cockney slang for kids, it originated from a part of London, there are loads of other words to..
heres a few more that i can remember
Adam and Eve - As in 'I don't Adam and Eve it' - Believe
Brahms and Liszt - Pi**ed (drunk)
Dog and Bone - Phone
Apples and Pears - Stairs
Barney Rubble - Trouble
Cream Crackered - Knackered
North and South - Mouth
Whistle and Flute - Suit
Half-Inched - Pinch (as in steal)
Rosy Lee - Tea
Plates and Dishes - Missus (Mrs)
Trouble and Strife - Wife
Two and Eight - State
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karl
Fully Grown Royal
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Posted - 27/04/2009 : 11:24:10
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| Got a nearly 2.5yr old son, keeps me on my toes. Great wth the animals, loves Stig, hates the Boa. Mainly found causing trouble with our Patterdale terrier |
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Kazerella
Royal Python Admin
United Kingdom
1196 Posts |
Posted - 29/04/2009 : 14:32:11
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All these kids you lot have got.
I might have to employ the Pied Piper |
 
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