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wolfspirit
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  22:52:02  Show Profile


This is aimed at you men,

but could you cope with childbirth?

if you cant cope with a tiny sniffle how do you think you could manage giving birth?



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matty18714
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  22:54:06  Show Profile
Nope, probably not. But then I will never have to

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wolfspirit
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  22:55:54  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by matty18714

Nope, probably not. But then I will never have to




your to young Matty...

most men would die after one tiny contraction...

how are you with man sniffles?



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matty18714
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  23:00:20  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by wolfspirit

[quote]how are you with man sniffles?



Not great, to be fair I winge about it constantly if I get man flu (very rare fortunatly).

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dazb
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  23:03:09  Show Profile
there is that many drugs available to numb the pain like a epidural, i bet its practicly painless and all the screaming is for show...



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wolfspirit
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  23:03:16  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by matty18714

quote:
Originally posted by wolfspirit

[quote]how are you with man sniffles?



Not great, to be fair I winge about it constantly if I get man flu (very rare fortunatly).




well your not unusual Matty

ALL men constantly whinge when they show the slightest signs of man flu coming on...



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Blackecho
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  23:03:31  Show Profile  Click to see Blackecho's MSN Messenger address  Send Blackecho a Yahoo! Message
I got real flu lst year and honestly thought I was going to die at one point, so have stopped moaning about man-flu so much now.



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wolfspirit
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  23:04:17  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Blackecho

I got real flu lst year and honestly thought I was going to die at one point, so have stopped moaning about man-flu so much now.




Is real flu the sniffles..?



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Blackecho
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  23:07:33  Show Profile  Click to see Blackecho's MSN Messenger address  Send Blackecho a Yahoo! Message
Real Flu means I was in hospital on a drip and when I came out my dad had to come and stay with us for a week as I was too weak to pop pills out of a foil packet let alone walk about or eat.



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matty18714
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  23:09:11  Show Profile
I bet that was horrible.

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wolfspirit
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  23:12:14  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Blackecho

Real Flu means I was in hospital on a drip and when I came out my dad had to come and stay with us for a week as I was too weak to pop pills out of a foil packet let alone walk about or eat.




awww...i could say a real meany thing now, but i am not like that..lol..

was the pig flu then?



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wolfspirit
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  23:13:39  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by dazb

there is that many drugs available to numb the pain like a epidural, i bet its practicly painless and all the screaming is for show...




i had an epidural with Casey, i was not allowed any more after time and he was a typical bloody male would not come out in the end i HAD to negotiate a c-section...







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wolfspirit
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  23:17:49  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by MissCat

i didnt scream either actually, now i think on it...
gas and air with the fist, gas and air with the second, and nothing at all with the last.... and i didnt scream at all :D



roflmao.......

it took Casey so long to come out that by the time i had the section i was so knackered i fell asleep so missed it all and woke up hearing him balling and he has not stopped since...lol



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wolfspirit
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  23:21:04  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by MissCat

i didnt scream either actually, now i think on it...
gas and air with the first, gas and air with the second, and nothing at all with the last.... and i didnt scream at all :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i put fist instead of first (3rd attempt now at spelling the ruddy word lol)!!!!!!!!!! oh how i lolled ;)




that is so funny, i was crying with laughter when i first read it...lol..



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dazb
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  23:22:02  Show Profile
see you girls have got it easy...gas and air, c-sections...cant see wot your complaing about...



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wolfspirit
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  23:23:57  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by dazb

see you girls have got it easy...gas and air, c-sections...cant see wot your complaing about...




that c-section was awful...lol..i could not get out for a ciggie..lol


maybe we should let you see what pregnancy is like Daz..

think of the money you could make out of it..lol..




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dazb
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  23:25:34  Show Profile
tut! tut! Anne...smoking while pregnant...you should have your hands slapped...



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wolfspirit
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  23:27:13  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by dazb

tut! tut! Anne...smoking while pregnant...you should have your hands slapped...



just my hands....


i never said that..

silk cut ultra lights..

the ones where you suck so hard to get a draw and it feels like your not having a ciggie...



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wolfspirit
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  23:29:22  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by MissCat

c-sections are a whole other kettle of fish my friend. not being able to move properly for weeks cos you have an effing big hole in your stomach... cant be nice :s



AND i had a bag thing to drain off fluids cos i got an infection

it must of looked quite funny when i used to go outside for a ciggy..lol..

everyone would stare...could not even have one in the loos cos of the sprinklers...lol.



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dazb
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  23:31:14  Show Profile
but you girls dont have to watch it in happen....yuk....lol



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wolfspirit
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Posted - 21/06/2009 :  23:32:07  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by dazb

but you girls dont have to watch it in happen....yuk....lol




why is it yuk? lol

we just do all the hard work whilst you just relax and watch...lol..thats if you can stomach it



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Edited by - wolfspirit on 21/06/2009 23:32:35
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