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richard v
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
563 Posts |
 Posted - 19/05/2013 : 18:53:00
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Ok today I got tagged by my boa, this is the first time since I have kept snakes that this has happened. My family are against me keeping snakes, think they are man eaters, I know I should not of done this but I thought I would wind them up a bit.
The following is the exact conversation I had with my family via text this afternoon.
Me : I got bitten my a 9ft boa
My mum How did that happen where was you
Me : Getting Betty out she tried to kill me
My mum : Get rid of them richard before
they do.
Me : She has not eaten for a while, when I got her out she laid next to me for a while then all of a sudden tried to eat me
My mum : told you thats what they do.
My girlfriend then butted in to ruin my fun :Just ignore him none of that happened !! She is in shed, blind at the moment and when we put the moss in she got frightened and lashed out and managed to get Richard .
My mum : Well thank you richard you have made me feel ill and i have a real bad head ache and i am shaking badly thank you.
I then had to call her to appolgise for all the upset I caused, I have had snakes for years now,and even though I try to educate my parents, they still believe what they read in papers or hear from the hairdressers. In reflection I should not of done this but I do like to wind them up. |
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Lotabob
Royal Python Moderator
United Kingdom
5008 Posts |
Posted - 19/05/2013 : 19:05:30
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| Hahaha brilliant. Nice tag, |
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chrisc
Old Royal - I Post too much!
United Kingdom
3326 Posts |
Posted - 19/05/2013 : 20:26:31
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haha quality always fun to wind people up.
not much of a mark from a 9ft boa |
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herriotfan
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
812 Posts |
Posted - 19/05/2013 : 20:28:36
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You little (or big) bu**er Richard!!
You really musn't wind mummy up......
*sniggers and giggles* |
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richard v
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
563 Posts |
Posted - 19/05/2013 : 20:53:21
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Originally posted by chrisc
haha quality always fun to wind people up.
not much of a mark from a 9ft boa
I moved as she struck at me so was a glancing bite :) Just needed to glam it up a bit |
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Kelfezond
The bearded one
United Kingdom
4803 Posts |
Posted - 19/05/2013 : 21:19:49
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Bwahahah! Nice one xD
That is a tiny little bite though she let you off! |
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richard v
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
563 Posts |
Posted - 19/05/2013 : 21:46:02
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| I know I was lucky, she went for me several more times but missed. |
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Lotabob
Royal Python Moderator
United Kingdom
5008 Posts |
Posted - 19/05/2013 : 23:36:58
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| You should get yourself to the joke shop, bit of make up for when you're next at Mums. |
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jonnyc1988
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
908 Posts |
Posted - 20/05/2013 : 06:08:41
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| To be honest, the best thing you could do is show your mum that bite mark. How can she be scared of something if thats the best it can do? I know thats not strictly true, but she doesnt have to.... |
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Baobab
Fully Grown Royal
United Kingdom
1393 Posts |
Posted - 20/05/2013 : 08:11:25
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Have you cut open the wound and sucked out the dangerous slimy things poison yet. |
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rustyp1974
Sub Adult
France
554 Posts |
Posted - 20/05/2013 : 09:33:47
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LMAO....can't beat a good wind up.
I have a similar problem, my Dad is terrified of snakes so I could never have one as a kid. He's coming over to stay for a few days on Thursday & asked if I was putting Apsalar into kennels while he was here..lol When I said no he asked what would happen if she got out...I havent answered him yet :) |
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richard v
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
563 Posts |
Posted - 20/05/2013 : 10:38:59
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Yeah sucked the dangerous poison out was tempted to send her this picture this morning saying I woke up this morning to find my fingers missing.Don't want anymore tears so I won't .
Rustyp, make sure you get your kennels sorted for when you dad comes over :) |
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Baobab
Fully Grown Royal
United Kingdom
1393 Posts |
Posted - 20/05/2013 : 11:46:29
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| Rustyp tell him to tie a broom handle across his waist as it will stop your snake being able to swallow him. |
Royal 8.0 - Piebald (Dipstick), Calico (Flake), Pinstripe (Copper), Kingpin het Hypo (Gabriel), Soulsucker (Morgoth), Clown (Ziggy), Phantom (Spook), Enchi( Stenchi) .................Royal 0.12 - Pastel (Elanor), Spider (Willow), Normal het pied (Loki),, Pastel Sterling Orange Hypo (Misty), Normal (WC parents) (Cinders), Pewter (Tinuviel), Yellowbelly (Kaiko), Mojave (Milly), Champagne (Bubbles), Fire (Flame), Karma paradox (Smudge), Amoretti (Rita).Boa's 2.2.1- Eowyn (common), Snuggles (BCC), Bonnie (BCC), Bear (BCL) & Baileys (Kahl strain)..........Western Hognose 0.0.2 - Timmy & Henry.
Coastal*diamond carpet python 0.0.1- Pippin.........Brazilian Rainbow Boa 0.0.1 - Badger..........Granite Burmese 0.1 - Sally
Reticulated python 2.2 - Saru (purple albino), Cheesy (Sunfire albino white), Titan (Platinum Titanium) & Gala (Sunfiretiger het albino)......Rat snake 1.0 Remmy.
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Pythonwizard
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
650 Posts |
Posted - 21/05/2013 : 16:00:09
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| ^^^^ LOL BaoBab |
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rustyp1974
Sub Adult
France
554 Posts |
Posted - 21/05/2013 : 18:26:34
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quote:
Originally posted by Baobab
Rustyp tell him to tie a broom handle across his waist as it will stop your snake being able to swallow him.
Broomstick & rope at the ready.lol |
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My first ever snake bite
