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wolfspirit
Old Royal - I Post too much!
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 10/08/2009 : 21:44:32
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Made me chuckle 
Why Parents Drink
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent one day but had not phoned in sick .
Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello?"
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mummy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... "Me!" |
"No one can go back and make a brand new start. Anyone can start from
now and make a brand new ending."
-- Source Unknown
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pablo
Hatchling
United Kingdom
55 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2009 : 22:05:59
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 Clean and funny!!!!
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Remmy
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
642 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2009 : 22:12:56
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| Nice one. Was wondering if it was going to end clean. |
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wolfspirit
Old Royal - I Post too much!
United Kingdom
5741 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2009 : 22:37:07
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quote:
Originally posted by Remmy
Nice one. Was wondering if it was going to end clean.
but of course Remmy...
this is a family forum... |
"No one can go back and make a brand new start. Anyone can start from
now and make a brand new ending."
-- Source Unknown
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lee2308
Royal Python Moderator
United Kingdom
2597 Posts |
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MissCat
Fully Grown Royal
1971 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2009 : 11:52:47
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kashie
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
567 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2009 : 16:50:07
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| Brilliant!! |
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karl
Fully Grown Royal
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Posted - 11/08/2009 : 17:27:06
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| so true it could really have happened |
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Why Parents Drink
