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Strawb
Yearling
Germany
120 Posts |
 Posted - 10/05/2011 : 20:28:32
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You know you're a herp keeper when you tolerate you snakes crapping on the floor or your clothes, but get annoyed when the baby does it.
You also know you're a herp keeper when your kids go down stairs to see the snakes first thing in the morning before saying good morning to anyone else in the house. |
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stumpy
Yearling
United Kingdom
255 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2011 : 20:38:27
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| You know your herp keeper when you cant log off this b....site, or when you do you have to go back on to have a new topic or reply to topic. I think its great |
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Laws
Fully Grown Royal
United Kingdom
1007 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2011 : 20:41:58
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| you kno ur a herp keeper when u check the classifeds section all the time , even tho u cant have another snake yet.... |
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blackskull
Fully Grown Royal
United Kingdom
1278 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2011 : 21:02:27
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| you know your a herp keeper when your monthly electricity bill sky rockets |
1.1 normal royal, sully, silver
0.1 pinstripe royal, penny
1.1 pastel royal, lars, clover
0.1 lesser royal, serenity
0.1 black pastel royal, betty
0.1 mojave royal, mavis
0.1 normal het clown
1.0 pastel het clown
1.0 nuclear, ned
1.0 super phantom
1.0 childrens python, myles
0.1 hog island boa
0.1 sonoran x boa, grace
0.0.1 mack snow leopard gecko, munchkin
4.1 cats, stan, dave, marble, binx, daisy
4.1 rabbits, mol, ted, bill, spud, alice
0.1 crazy cat/bunny lady of bridgwater, lucy |
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mystra
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
590 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2011 : 22:12:11
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when you eye up random tubs/boxes/shelves/pots/anything and wonder can i make a viv/stack/hide/water bowl out of it
when you know the face your snake pulls when its about to poop on you yet never seem to act fast enough... eeuuuuuuwwwwww |
0.0.1 Carolina Corn Snake- Sanchez
0.0.1 Anery Corn Snake- Betty
1.0.0 Normal Royal Python - Chancho
SE London - Canada Water |
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anatess
Sub Adult
USA
669 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2011 : 07:39:49
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You know you're a herp keeper when...
... you get bit by a snake and the first thing you do is grab your camera really quick before the snake lets go.
... you read on the news that some guy killed a giant snake and your first thought is, that guy is a moron.
... you've considered asking the church to revise the biblical account of genesis to replace the serpent with a cat instead. |
        
Snake owner since Oct 2008, so yeah, I'm no expert.
0.1.0 pastel royal
1.0.0 spider royal
0.1.0 albino royal
1.0.0 bumblebee royal
1.0.0 yellowbelly royal
0.0.1 wild-type royal
1.0.0 normal western hognose |
Edited by - anatess on 11/05/2011 07:41:48 |
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anatess
Sub Adult
USA
669 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2011 : 07:44:18
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You know you're a royal keeper when...
You know exactly how 80 and 90 degrees fahrenheit feels like without the need for a thermometer.
Your trash has a dead rat in it every week (another uneaten rodent).
You've posted a "My snake didn't eat, is he okay?" post in this forum. |
Snake owner since Oct 2008, so yeah, I'm no expert.
0.1.0 pastel royal
1.0.0 spider royal
0.1.0 albino royal
1.0.0 bumblebee royal
1.0.0 yellowbelly royal
0.0.1 wild-type royal
1.0.0 normal western hognose |
Edited by - anatess on 11/05/2011 07:45:50 |
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Dio
Yearling
United Kingdom
297 Posts |
Posted - 15/05/2011 : 19:39:09
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| You know your a herp keeper when any piece of wood you find you imagine where it will go in a viv. |
0.0.1 Royal Python (Dio)
0.1.0 Angora Cat (Blue)
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