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Posted - 01/11/2011 :  18:45:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Poor Shahi!

Hot on the heels of his nocturnal escape when he climbed up to the top of the viv stack and caused ghostly noises until I turned on the light to find him dangling his tail in front of Surahi's viv window, I just joked on another thread that it wouldn't do to photograph him with either of the girls just at present.

Then I realised ...I have!

A week or so back, when we were all discussing spurs, I got my lot out to try and get pics of their spurs. The pics were useless, but when I got Surahi out, she was curled firmly in her hide, refusing to show her face, but looking very pretty, I think ...



It was a sunny afternoon so I left her on the bed for a few minutes in case she decided to emerge from her shell, while I got Shahi out. He was in a lively mood ...



He was only with her for a moment while I took the pic, how cute ...pheromones, hormones and all the rest of it never crossed my mind ...

Never occurred to me till now that I might have given the poor chap ideas ...

No wonder he was dangling his tail over her window. Probably flashing at her ....

Talk about putting temptation in his way!

Sorry Shahi!


blackskull
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Posted - 01/11/2011 :  18:55:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
the poor sod, fancy showing him a lady and pulling him away lol

1.1 normal royal, sully, silver
0.1 pinstripe royal, penny
1.1 pastel royal, lars, clover
0.1 lesser royal, serenity
0.1 black pastel royal, betty
0.1 mojave royal, mavis
0.1 normal het clown
1.0 pastel het clown
1.0 nuclear, ned
1.0 super phantom
1.0 childrens python, myles
0.1 hog island boa
0.1 sonoran x boa, grace
0.0.1 mack snow leopard gecko, munchkin
4.1 cats, stan, dave, marble, binx, daisy
4.1 rabbits, mol, ted, bill, spud, alice
0.1 crazy cat/bunny lady of bridgwater, lucy
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Lotabob
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Posted - 01/11/2011 :  18:59:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Just mean, the poor fella has no hands.

He's a lot bigger than her or is that a curled up optical illusion.


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Posted - 01/11/2011 :  19:08:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL - he didn't have to be pulled away, he was in zoom mode - but I bet he'd have zoomed back for a better look if I'd given him chance ...

I don't think lack of hands would have bothered him - the old hemipenes would have come out to say hallo by themselves ...

He was 1250g, but for some reason last time I weighed him he'd gone down to 1200 ...no big deal. She's now 1500g+ - a good deal of her is hidden behind her voluptuous rear end lol ...


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reptilemadd
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Posted - 01/11/2011 :  20:04:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think bob ment the poor lad couldn't even have a J Arthur after you'd gotten him all frisky with voluptuous lady snakey doing the whole don't come near me I'm shy thing lmao

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1.1.0 100% Het Clown "Cerberus" and "Artemis"
0.1.0 Poss Calico "Ariadne"
1.0.0 Lesser " Kronos"

Edited by - reptilemadd on 02/11/2011 14:54:05
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Posted - 01/11/2011 :  20:18:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL Reptilemadd your mind's fallen off the kerb again ...(I thought that was brilliant too lol!!)

J Arthur lmao ...actually that was MY first thought when Bob mentioned hands ...but I'm SURE royals have their ways and means ...

Which takes us back to your favourite subject ...hope you're not eating your tea, but how ELSE do royal males generate those erm, sperm plugs then????



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reptilemadd
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Posted - 02/11/2011 :  14:52:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Lol I don't know Bats and if I'm totally honest I don't think I want to lmao but as you say I'm sure they have ways and means those randy little devils...
I'm affraid that, that saying is mine all mine I tell you but for a small fee per use I'm sure we can come to an arrangment lmao, it's also nice to say something and not have to explain it (especially to a woman) I would normally say lady but the last time I referred to you as one you shouted at me

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1.1.0 100% Het Clown "Cerberus" and "Artemis"
0.1.0 Poss Calico "Ariadne"
1.0.0 Lesser " Kronos"
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Posted - 02/11/2011 :  15:09:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I shouted at you?

Never lol!

Mind you, it's true, I am no lady ...

'Ere, what do you mean then, about explaining???

The female brain is capable of great subtlety and understanding!

Although men, pythonic, feline, or human, may not always understand this ...LOL!!



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reptilemadd
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Posted - 02/11/2011 :  17:28:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Lol you did honest... and I'm sure we do understand it although sometimes it might be to subtle for even us to understand or the female of this or any other species are just to good at faking it

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0.1.0 Poss Calico "Ariadne"
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Posted - 02/11/2011 :  18:10:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh hey up ...we don't fake it ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBUaS6tWP6A&feature=related

!!!!!LOL!


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reptilemadd
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Posted - 02/11/2011 :  19:37:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Nice one lmao

1.0.0 beardie "magic"
1.1.0 100% Het Clown "Cerberus" and "Artemis"
0.1.0 Poss Calico "Ariadne"
1.0.0 Lesser " Kronos"
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