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| Laws |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 12:20:11
I saw this on a different forum and it entertained me for ages with ppl's funny storys of what they do , I'll start it..
You kno your a herp keeper when you take ur sister to look @ hamsters and she's saying how cute they are , but ur thinking "one day my snake will eat that"
You kno ur a herp keeper when u crawl on ur hands and knee's across the living room edging up to a viv to catch a glimpse of ur shy royal" |
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| Dio |
Posted - 15/05/2011 : 19:39:09
You know your a herp keeper when any piece of wood you find you imagine where it will go in a viv. |
| anatess |
Posted - 11/05/2011 : 07:44:18
You know you're a royal keeper when...
You know exactly how 80 and 90 degrees fahrenheit feels like without the need for a thermometer.
Your trash has a dead rat in it every week (another uneaten rodent).
You've posted a "My snake didn't eat, is he okay?" post in this forum. |
| anatess |
Posted - 11/05/2011 : 07:39:49
You know you're a herp keeper when...
... you get bit by a snake and the first thing you do is grab your camera really quick before the snake lets go.
... you read on the news that some guy killed a giant snake and your first thought is, that guy is a moron.
... you've considered asking the church to revise the biblical account of genesis to replace the serpent with a cat instead. |
| mystra |
Posted - 10/05/2011 : 22:12:11
when you eye up random tubs/boxes/shelves/pots/anything and wonder can i make a viv/stack/hide/water bowl out of it
when you know the face your snake pulls when its about to poop on you yet never seem to act fast enough... eeuuuuuuwwwwww |
| blackskull |
Posted - 10/05/2011 : 21:02:27
you know your a herp keeper when your monthly electricity bill sky rockets |
| Laws |
Posted - 10/05/2011 : 20:41:58
you kno ur a herp keeper when u check the classifeds section all the time , even tho u cant have another snake yet.... |
| stumpy |
Posted - 10/05/2011 : 20:38:27
You know your herp keeper when you cant log off this b....site, or when you do you have to go back on to have a new topic or reply to topic. I think its great |
| Strawb |
Posted - 10/05/2011 : 20:28:32
You know you're a herp keeper when you tolerate you snakes crapping on the floor or your clothes, but get annoyed when the baby does it.
You also know you're a herp keeper when your kids go down stairs to see the snakes first thing in the morning before saying good morning to anyone else in the house. |
| n/a |
Posted - 10/05/2011 : 14:23:11
...And especially when you think, ah, cute, he/she didn't mean to! |
| woodyofcastle |
Posted - 10/05/2011 : 13:44:19
You knw your a herp keeper once and for all, when you get a bite for the first time, lol |
| Laws |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 22:12:07
you kno ur a herp keeper when ur chinese is sitting on the side waiting while u feed ur snakes ! |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 21:22:27
What's a steak??  |
| sandi |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 20:24:14
You know your a herp keeper when your weekly shopping list begins with Rats and ends with steaks! |
| Kelfezond |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 20:07:24
You know your a herp keeper when your annoying little nephew trashes the house but for some reason your snake room is left untouched ^^ |
| Lucy1012 |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 19:46:38
you know you are a herp keeper when your friends offer to house sit whilst you are on holiday but follow the offer with a swift 'but i am not feeding your snake' |
| hodgie |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 19:37:25
You know your a Herp Keeeper when some family members refuse to come into your house and insist on sitting on the patio. |
| STICKS |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 19:32:41
You know your a herp keeper when next doors cat has just bump on you newly mowed lawn and then run all across your cleaned car it just took you hour to clean....???.(sorry in advance to you cat lovers). |
| Lancelot |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 17:26:30
you know your a herb keeper when you sizing up the kids hamster. (shhh don't tell them i thought that thought, anyway it's too small) |
| Dio |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 16:46:55
quote:
Originally posted by Laws
You kno ur a herp keeper when ur other half fones u and asks how the snakes are , before asking how you are.....
I definately do that. I now go straight up to Dio's viv to check on him before even saying hello to the OH |
| Laws |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 15:46:03
< Guilty of all the above so far !! Keep them comming lol ! |
