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Laws
Fully Grown Royal
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 09/05/2011 : 12:20:11
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I saw this on a different forum and it entertained me for ages with ppl's funny storys of what they do , I'll start it..
You kno your a herp keeper when you take ur sister to look @ hamsters and she's saying how cute they are , but ur thinking "one day my snake will eat that"
You kno ur a herp keeper when u crawl on ur hands and knee's across the living room edging up to a viv to catch a glimpse of ur shy royal" |
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markmifsud
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
534 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 12:32:32
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| I do the first one all the time when I am at the pet shop, everyone is saying, Aww look at those nice bunnies and I am thinking, yes, but would look even better with its head in the mouth of my pet :) |
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1.0.0 Normal Ball aged 7(ish)
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Laws
Fully Grown Royal
United Kingdom
1007 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 12:40:55
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| You know your a herp keeper when u are happy to smoke outside in the rain , rather than the house coz of ur snakes... |
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Lotabob
Royal Python Moderator
United Kingdom
5008 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 13:05:09
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| You know your a herp keeper when BRB stops meaning back soon. |
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Posted - 09/05/2011 : 13:13:55
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LOL - nice thread!
You know you're a herp keeper when your tiny Victorian terraced house, full of old furniture and bric-a-brac, gets made over to accommodate numerous vivs (NOT in keeping with the intended ambience.)
You also know you're a herp keeper when your bedroom becomes the main rep room, and the snakes graciously grant you a couple of chests of drawers and a bed in the corner (which the cats allow you to share.)
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Laws
Fully Grown Royal
United Kingdom
1007 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 13:50:59
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| You kno ur a herp keeper when ur other half fones u and asks how the snakes are , before asking how you are..... |
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Posted - 09/05/2011 : 14:09:00
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LOL - that's how you know your OH's a herp keeper too!
You also know you're a herp keeper when your collection of different sizes of frozen rodents gets so large that the main household freezer has to be devoted to it. The little tabletop thing upstairs will hold a few packs of frozen veggies ... and NO PIZZA!
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Laws
Fully Grown Royal
United Kingdom
1007 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 14:36:41
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| And u kno ur a herp keeper when u don't see food items as something to eat...u look at the tub u cud use ! |
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Lucy1012
Hatchling
United Kingdom
82 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 15:42:24
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| you know you are a herp keeper, when you shun facebook in favour of reptile forums and classifieds ;-) |
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Laws
Fully Grown Royal
United Kingdom
1007 Posts |
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Dio
Yearling
United Kingdom
297 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 16:46:55
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Originally posted by Laws
You kno ur a herp keeper when ur other half fones u and asks how the snakes are , before asking how you are.....
I definately do that. I now go straight up to Dio's viv to check on him before even saying hello to the OH |
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Lancelot
Hatchling
United Kingdom
81 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 17:26:30
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| you know your a herb keeper when you sizing up the kids hamster. (shhh don't tell them i thought that thought, anyway it's too small) |
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STICKS
Yearling
United Kingdom
408 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 19:32:41
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| You know your a herp keeper when next doors cat has just bump on you newly mowed lawn and then run all across your cleaned car it just took you hour to clean....???.(sorry in advance to you cat lovers). |
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hodgie
Fully Grown Royal
United Kingdom
1197 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 19:37:25
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| You know your a Herp Keeeper when some family members refuse to come into your house and insist on sitting on the patio. |
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Lucy1012
Hatchling
United Kingdom
82 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 19:46:38
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| you know you are a herp keeper when your friends offer to house sit whilst you are on holiday but follow the offer with a swift 'but i am not feeding your snake' |
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Kelfezond
The bearded one
United Kingdom
4803 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 20:07:24
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| You know your a herp keeper when your annoying little nephew trashes the house but for some reason your snake room is left untouched ^^ |
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sandi
Sub Adult
787 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 20:24:14
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| You know your a herp keeper when your weekly shopping list begins with Rats and ends with steaks! |
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Posted - 09/05/2011 : 21:22:27
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| What's a steak?? |
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Laws
Fully Grown Royal
United Kingdom
1007 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2011 : 22:12:07
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| you kno ur a herp keeper when ur chinese is sitting on the side waiting while u feed ur snakes ! |
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woodyofcastle
Snake Mite
United Kingdom
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Posted - 10/05/2011 : 13:44:19
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| You knw your a herp keeper once and for all, when you get a bite for the first time, lol |
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Posted - 10/05/2011 : 14:23:11
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...And especially when you think, ah, cute, he/she didn't mean to! |
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