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wolfspirit
Old Royal - I Post too much!
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 13/05/2009 : 11:42:28
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Going to school this morning with Glenn...
Driving along as normal..chatting...
then he suddenly comes out with this
"Mum, i know how bad kids are made"
i sat there thinking, here we go..lol..i am going to have to explain stuff to him 
I replied
"how"
he said...
"There mums have bad periods"
I laughed so hard..
Then he asked was it right?..lol..
i could not stop laughing..
Kids are great arent they...
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"No one can go back and make a brand new start. Anyone can start from
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antw23uk
Yearling
United Kingdom
275 Posts |
Posted - 13/05/2009 : 12:39:52
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We dropped a foster cat off to her owners after the kittens were old enough (she couldnt afford to rear the kittens herself) and she was speyed and had a shaved patch on her side.
One of the little boys asked what it was and i told him she had, had an operation so she cant have any more babies ... to which he replied ...'Does that mean she's a boy now?'
I left that to the parents to explain, lol |
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MissCat
Fully Grown Royal
1971 Posts |
Posted - 13/05/2009 : 13:29:30
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lol kids are great sometimes aren't they?
i remember being on a bus several years ago with my eldest.
there was also a heavily pregnant lady on the bus too.
Nik asked me (very loudly i might add) "Mummy, why is that lady so fat?"
to which i replied: "honey, she's not fat, she's got a baby in her tummy."
he sat looking pensive for a while then said:
"Mummy, did she eat the baby?"
he also used to argue very vehemently that eggs grew on trees, and the reason why fish dont have fingers is because we cut them off (he then refused to eat fish fingers for a few months) |
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wolfspirit
Old Royal - I Post too much!
United Kingdom
5741 Posts |
Posted - 13/05/2009 : 13:33:47
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quote:
Originally posted by MissCat
lol kids are great sometimes aren't they?
i remember being on a bus several years ago with my eldest.
there was also a heavily pregnant lady on the bus too.
Nik asked me (very loudly i might add) "Mummy, why is that lady so fat?"
to which i replied: "honey, she's not fat, she's got a baby in her tummy."
he sat looking pensive for a while then said:
"Mummy, did she eat the baby?"
he also used to argue very vehemently that eggs grew on trees, and the reason why fish dont have fingers is because we cut them off (he then refused to eat fish fingers for a few months)
lol..mine have done the fish fingers one...but it did not stop them eating one... |
"No one can go back and make a brand new start. Anyone can start from
now and make a brand new ending."
-- Source Unknown
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kashie
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
567 Posts |
Posted - 14/05/2009 : 08:44:52
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theonlydarrenever
Yearling
153 Posts |
Posted - 14/05/2009 : 19:39:39
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anatess
Sub Adult
USA
669 Posts |
Posted - 15/05/2009 : 18:21:12
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Oh man, this reminds me of my son's question to me when he was 2 years old:
"Does our blood shake when we burp?"
Do you know that I googled that question, went through several human body encyclopedias, everything, and I can't find an answer to that question?  |
        
Snake owner since Oct 2008, so yeah, I'm no expert.
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spor
Fully Grown Royal
United Kingdom
1226 Posts |
Posted - 16/05/2009 : 00:00:54
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I'm going to do a fire walk for charity next month and we where telling the kids all about it. My 5 year old is convinced I'm going to die. "because people cant walk on fire they get burned." I told him it would be ok I'll be fine I'll go very quickly and if I burn my feet then I can walk on water. Of this then meant that I was going to drown.
But to top it all off, him and his sister started a conversation " if daddy dies then I can keep his fish and you can have his snake" LOL |
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