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Lotabob
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Posted - 31/03/2011 :  19:35:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
How rude, Duke makes a smell, I go to the trouble of trying to find its source and I get hissed at. It was really loud and I think it soured the milk in the fridge too. He was having a strop but I can forgive him he is still blue but he had to be put in a temporary box while I mucked him out. (I wouldn't have disturbed him only the smell was eyewatering).


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Posted - 31/03/2011 :  19:45:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL - if it soured the milk, which end of the Duke did it come from?


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Posted - 31/03/2011 :  22:49:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
After another thread that reminded me of a certain Monty Python joke - have you been feeding him on HAMSTERS??


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Lotabob
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Posted - 31/03/2011 :  22:58:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
He'll eat anything. lol.

Why is it that he tries to bite me and I grow even more fond of him then he hisses at me and throws a massive wobbler and the same happens again. What kind of nutters are us snake lovers.



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Posted - 31/03/2011 :  23:07:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL - well I for one am BATS lol!

Ain't it a great life?


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Kelfezond
The bearded one

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Posted - 31/03/2011 :  23:14:09  Show Profile  Visit Kelfezond's Homepage  Click to see Kelfezond's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I loved it when Valhalla bit me, although when she bit me from hiding places I hated it because it made me jump and I wanted to throw her out the window, but aside from them times I thought it was just cute that she thought she could hurt me hehe

i assume it won't be cute when Pandora tries to eat me

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Edited by - Kelfezond on 31/03/2011 23:14:20
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Posted - 31/03/2011 :  23:17:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL - if Pandora eats you you won't be there to assume, mate!


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Lotabob
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Posted - 31/03/2011 :  23:23:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh god no, Val will be a sore and scary affair,


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Posted - 31/03/2011 :  23:28:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Life's too short - let's just have a ball ...

Or several balls, come to that ...


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Lotabob
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Posted - 31/03/2011 :  23:43:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Not sure what your admitting to here BATS!


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Posted - 31/03/2011 :  23:53:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Uh?

Balls, man, royal pythons, you know, like balls!

I'm an old lady, I lead a very decorous life, me and my balls, man ...


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Posted - 31/03/2011 :  23:58:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Um shall I modify that - BATS, beer, balls and oh bugger I've got to start building that bloody viv stack any day now!


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Lotabob
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Posted - 01/04/2011 :  00:02:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Lol. Only messing.

Duke is still stropping. The poop smell had embedded into the fabric plants, I had to wash them in fairy liquid and he's digging them out of the substrate one by one. He may be blind right now but its not slowing him down tonight. He's one more bit of vandalism away from an AS-S-BO (anti-social snake behaviour order).


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Kelfezond
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Posted - 01/04/2011 :  00:03:45  Show Profile  Visit Kelfezond's Homepage  Click to see Kelfezond's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I think you're awesome bats but I can't help imagining you as "the crazy cat lady" from the simpsons but with snakes, is that bad? o.o

edit: forgive me, it's the booze talking lol

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Edited by - Kelfezond on 01/04/2011 00:03:56
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Lotabob
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Posted - 01/04/2011 :  00:05:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kelfezond

I think you're awesome bats but I can't help imagining you as "the crazy cat lady" from the simpsons but with snakes, is that bad? o.o

edit: forgive me, it's the booze talking lol



PMSL


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Posted - 01/04/2011 :  00:15:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL - in this street I AM known as the crazy cat lady - my cellar window used to be known as the 'drop-in centre' for the local ferals - they are now on my sig! Latterly I'm known as snake woman among the kids but have to be firm about snakes not being toys ...

Where the respectable (puke) crowd is concerned, I'm a leper lol - cool!

Kelf I take it as a compliment.

We've all got balls eh?

Bob, he sounds a right little asbo! Think my Surahi's going to shed tonight - she's been wrecking the place for the past couple of days ...never a dull moment eh?


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Laws
Fully Grown Royal

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Posted - 01/04/2011 :  00:27:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
im gettin balls tomorro . ehehehe , small ball tho !


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JanieW
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Posted - 26/05/2012 :  17:06:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kelfezond

I loved it when Valhalla bit me, although when she bit me from hiding places I hated it because it made me jump and I wanted to throw her out the window, but aside from them times I thought it was just cute that she thought she could hurt me hehe

i assume it won't be cute when Pandora tries to eat me



lol an old thread I know but saw it and couldn't resist.
I dunno about a cute nip, but your face sure was a picture Kelf lmao



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